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Saturday 26 July 2008

PKR fun


I've somehow managed to amass a roll of $1233.27 on PKR since Wednesday. I started with a $50 deposit playing $0.50/$1 and lost it, so I deposited $50 again, which had to be my last money cos we still have not been paid from work. I managed to win this time however and left the table, withdrew the $100 I deposited which left me with $70.

I started on $0.50/$1, moved up to $1/$2 before long and then $2/$4, I'm not a BRM freak, this was merely a spin up. Thing is, a LOT of the players are very very loose and bad even at $2/$4 and will call you down with top pair no kicker. Here is an example of a funny hand, I pasted it in this format so you can see all the emotes that went on during the hand which just makes PKR the funniest site to play on:

Table #9340308 - The Nook
Starting Hand #467726816
Start time of hand: 26 Jul 2008 12:10:38
Last Hand #467726433
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $2/$4
Button is at seat 5
Seat 1: bazoolie - $1,322.65
Seat 2: Rottisen - $394.40
Seat 3: MattHubb23 - $421
Seat 4: forbzy - $515
Seat 5: Goldeneyehd - $513.50
Seat 6: qvark789 - $302
Moving Button to seat 6
bazoolie posts small blind ($2)
Rottisen posts big blind ($4)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [9s 9d] to forbzy
MattHubb23 calls $4
forbzy raises to $16
Goldeneyehd folds
qvark789 folds
bazoolie folds
forbzy acknowledges his own nice hand.
bazoolie says thank you.
Rottisen folds
MattHubb23 calls $16
forbzy thinks MattHubb23 made a good call.
bazoolie thanks himself.
Dealing Flop [2h 8s 5h]
MattHubb23 checks
forbzy bets $35
MattHubb23 calls $35
forbzy tells MattHubb23 he can't believe it.
Dealing Turn [5c]
MattHubb23 checks
forbzy bets $65
MattHubb23 raises to $250
forbzy tells MattHubb23 he can't believe it.
bazoolie congratulates himself.
forbzy raises to $464 (all-in)
bazoolie can't believe himself.
Goldeneyehd laughs his *** off.
Goldeneyehd laughs his *** off.
bazoolie calls MattHubb23 a loser.
Goldeneyehd laughs his *** off.
bazoolie laughs out loud.
MattHubb23 folds
Taking Rake of $3 from pot 1
forbzy doesn't show
forbzy wins $605
bazoolie says well played.
Seat 1: bazoolie - $1,320.65
Seat 2: Rottisen - $390.40
Seat 3: MattHubb23 - $120
Seat 4: forbzy - $819
Seat 5: Goldeneyehd - $513.50
Seat 6: qvark789 - $302
End Of Hand #467726816

And look at this idiot here with the AQ!

Table #9340308 - The Nook
Starting Hand #467743449
Start time of hand: 26 Jul 2008 12:32:48
Last Hand #467743170
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $2/$4
Button is at seat 1
Seat 1: mayotacker - $394
Seat 2: Rottisen - $519.40
Seat 3: player13985 - $388
Seat 4: forbzy - $827
Seat 5: Goldeneyehd - $379.10
Seat 6: qvark789 - $647.70
Moving Button to seat 2
player13985 posts small blind ($2)
forbzy posts big blind ($4)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [2d Ad] to forbzy
Goldeneyehd raises to $16
qvark789 raises to $64
mayotacker folds
Rottisen folds
player13985 folds
forbzy folds
Goldeneyehd raises to $208
qvark789 calls $208
Goldeneyehd laughs his *** off.
forbzy can't believe it.
Goldeneyehd can't believe it.
Dealing Flop [Qd Ts 6s]
Goldeneyehd bets $171.10 (all-in)
qvark789 calls $171.10
Goldeneyehd shows [Ah As]
qvark789 shows [Qs Ac]
Dealing Turn [5c]
Dealing River [Kc]
Taking Rake of $3 from pot 1
Goldeneyehd has One Pair: Aces
Goldeneyehd wins $761.20 with: One Pair: Aces
Goldeneyehd says thank you.
Goldeneyehd laughs his *** off.
Seat 1: mayotacker - $394
Seat 2: Rottisen - $519.40
Seat 3: player13985 - $386
Seat 4: forbzy - $823
Seat 5: Goldeneyehd - $761.20
Seat 6: qvark789 - $268.60
End Of Hand #467743449
PKR is a very funny site to play on with all the emotes to just take the piss out of people especially when you stack them or beat them in a big pot. I can't even multi table cos my computer is too shite to handle it with any decent speed, so luckily the banter keeps me from getting too bored. I am not earning any rakeback or bonuses which is a bit shit, although I am getting PKR points, not sure what I can do with them, buy a PKR poster or dress my character in a new suit or something lol. I should probably withdraw some of that money seeing as how I'm not even sure if I am going to be paid at all for 6 weeks work so I am very broke and might have to find a new job. But I just wanna keep spinning, $5K or bust?

Edit: Soon after making this post I sat down, quickly jizzed off $200 in my 2nd hand, reloaded, then this hum dinger of a hand happened. Note I was BB in this hand the replayer thing went a bit wrong. I know he has the bullets but I'm obviously set mining for a flop just like that, ouch though! So I was down half my roll in 2 hands! I managed to win a bit back then this little beautay happened, glad my opponent can't lay down a hand here. The positions are wrong again here I was SB for this hand. So now I'm sitting on $1,160 in that room as I type this - about $160 up for the session, I gotta be more careful or it's bye bye roll, I should probably drop a level or 4, but where's the fun in that?

1 comment:

Ewan said...

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