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Tuesday, 7 October 2008

£2K+.....


I reached over £2,000 today. So I have made over £2K in just under 2 weeks as a 'person who is playing poker for money for a bit'.

Yesterday I played the most hours since I started by a long stretch and it was a pretty frustrating day. I started up but then was down to about £1,700 at worst - a loss of £190, I kept winning some back, then losing it back again and repeating this process. However I made it all back and then some to put me nearly £100 up for yesterday. In contrast today I played for about 6 minutes and made about £65, lol.

I think yesterday was a good indication of the new discipline I have and the benefits of being comfortably rolled for the level you are playing at. Not once was I tempted to move up to regain losses more quickly; I simply accepted it as variance and played on, taking a break whenever I felt like my A game was slipping. It paid off. This is sensible poker. I feel like I am a decent player when I'm playing my A game but too often in the past I have succumbed to tilt and implemented E game which although works for my mate Ed, is not a winner for me.

Why didn't I play this sensibly starting a few years ago? I would be loaded by now... possibly.

I treated myself to a new PS3 game today - Pure, its a quad bike racer with crazy tricks and is good fun. Luckily for me with my 'job' I have plenty of free time to play it. I really hope I can continue this success, the sky is the limit! Good luck at the tables!

Friday, 3 October 2008

So close...


Just came 2/238 in the $5000 guaranteed $10 rebuy for $1049, 1st paid $1837. I was in for $20 cos I didn't rebuy just an add on. Heads up got it all in with A8 vs K10 for the win, no K no 10 one time!!!...but he hit a K and a 10 lol. Then I doubled up and then shoved with QQ he calls with A2, standard A on flop and turn, sigh. Still, not bad for a few hours work, that site is full of donkeys if you can get cards you can get paid off! In the rebuy period I held the Jh in my hand and the board came out x Ah Kh Qh 10h giving me the royal and I shoved into a 120 pot and got called by A10, lol.

That win and some decent cash results brings my roll up to £1837.57, long may the winning continue!

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

4 figures


I started my journey as a 'pro' last Wednesday so it's been a week and I just now crossed the £1000 mark, wooooo! The roll is £1010.06, not bad for my first week! Think I will leave it for today now so at least I can say that I made over £1000 in my first week. That's all for now, long may this continue, onwards and upwards!



P.S. I would like to wish my gorgeous dog Rosie a very happy 14th Birthday today! She's doing pretty well for an old girl! Many happy woofs.

Saturday, 27 September 2008

Temporary pro


Well, time for an update I've been very lazy on that front. Since my last post I was dabbling in multis here and there, trying for another big score. I cashed plenty of times, but wasn't really getting anywhere and was getting frustrated. I got a letter from work confirming that we had all been made redundant, so there was no question of going back. Right I thought, time to do something about not having an income! I looked online for jobs, but quickly realised that all the decent jobs I am not qualified for and I don't want to work in London and I wasn't about to rush in to another boring low paid job when there is 'easy' money to be made playing poker, if one can keep discipline. I decided I couldn't keep fannying about with depositing for a multi on this site, a multi on that site, so I thought the only choice I had left was to play cash again whilst I decide what the hell I want to do with my life... (no idea!).

My site of choice was Betfred because I know how soft some of the players can be. I put £250 and began to dabble about. My roll went up and down and I almost bust it because I had no real structure. At one stage it was down to about £75! However I battled back and when I got back up to about £430 I withdrew the £250 deposit which was always my plan because I didn't want to lose £250 which is a lot to me right now. So this left me with about £180, not great. That night I got pretty drunk at a mates house and probably stupidly (definitely stupidly, had I not learnt from previous posts?) logged on to Betfred at about 2:45am. In my inebriated state I played a bit of $1/$2 heads up and made a quick $50. Then my opponent left so I made the questionable decision to play some 6 max $1/$2 Omaha... Now I know the basics of this game, try and only draw to the nuts, try to have nut re-draws, bottom set usually ain't good by the river etc etc. but in the past when I have played Omaha I have been a total fish finding it hard to lay down a hand pre flop especially since the flops are often 4 or 5 way in juicy pots, and getting stacked with a full house against a better one. However, despite being three sheets to the wind I somehow managed to play very very tight, eventually leaving the table with about $750 at 5am! Amazing I managed to not only win but also leave whilst up, maybe drunk is the new sober? Maybe not.

This was great and gave me a cushion to play $100NL (Hold 'Em, of course) and I haven't looked back since. The roll is currently £800, so I have basically made £800 in 3 days since Wednesday and I haven't actually been playing that much; I tend to leave tables when I am up now, because in the past I have often got greedy and donated all my profits back leaving me feeling deflated on an afternoon spent playing and nothing to show for it. Am I finally showing the discipline that has so far been lacking in my game? Only time will tell. What I do know though is that there is a long line of clueless Euro donks on Betfred and every time I stack one of them when they call me down with 2nd pair and no kicker I mark them as my 'buddy' so as they are instantly findable in the search facility and I can join their tables quickly. Ha, listen to me I think I'm some sort of fucking shark or something! Well I ain't, but I am a damn site better than some of these players, there are some decent regs of course, but enough fish to keep me coming back for more. Incidentally, the standard in the low to medium buy in multis is shocking, you really need a hand though because no one ever folds, something I haven't been able to get so far but my time will come I'm sure.

So! I guess this means that for the time being I am a poker 'pro', laughable though that sounds with just an £800 bankroll and my past blow ups. However, I still live with my mum and step dad (although I would love to save enough to move out, I'm 24 ffs!) so I only have to pay £100 a month 'housekeeping' and other expenditures are petrol, gym, mobile, car insurance, food and booze and the £5 a month I now give to the Blue Cross! :-D. So for the time being at least it will do and I can focus on building a roll and not need to withdraw too much.

The lifestyle suits me perfectly as well; I play poker when I want, I can hit the gym in the daytime when it's not busy and full of twats, I have plenty of time for playing PS3, walking my dog and generally dossing around. I don't have to feel knackered, sitting in depressing, cold, grey, rainy gridlock traffic on the motorway every morning, feeling like Bill Murray in that film, to be greeted by the same equally bored, tired faces to start yet another day that was the same as yesterday for just enough money to pay my way, get pissed and be broke by the end of the month. Sure I may blow up and go bust and have to get another job like that, but just writing this reinforces my determination to not let that happen. I like playing poker for money, please please please me don't let yourself tilt and lose it all, make it work one time!!!

P.S. I went to the Empire casino in Leicester Square last Saturday to rail the WSOPE for a bit, saw loads of pros and Hellmuth standing next to me at the bar, meh, old news now!

Thursday, 11 September 2008

How do I get money out of Full Tilt??!

OK so I deposited $109 on to full tilt to play a multi, finished 18th out of 193 for $193, not great but... how do you get money out?! The only withdrawal method I seem to be able to click is local bank transfer and that is all American bollocks asking me for swift numbers and shit, wtf is that? And didn't you used to be able to transfer money between Tilt and Stars accounts? Arghh i'm gonna end up tilting the money away in cash games, stupid full tilt!

EDIT: Bollocks to it I did my nuts in expensive multis instead!

Monday, 8 September 2008

Bleary eyed

Well its 7:08am and I just busted out of my WCOOP event in 239th place out of 7351, it started at 21:30 and I got $3,307.95 for my efforts, nearly 10 hours of play! Not bad for a $7 investment I guess, I'm a little dissapointed but also pleased as well, would have been so nice to go all the way in this one, few nasty rivers though and it wasn't to be. I didn't get dealt KK once the whole time, nearly 10 hours without the cowboys! And I think AA once maybe twice early on, was pretty card dead all game really it's a wonder I got as far as I did. Guess I should go to bed now it's probably gonna be hard to go to sleep though...

EDIT: I satellited into another WCOOP event today, the $215 4-handed NLHE $400K guaranteed. I was chip leader at the first break! But just busted 508/3290 - just short of the money, sigh. Gonna try and satellite for this Sunday's $1050 tourney, not gonna be easy though.

Sunday, 31 August 2008

Arghhh!


Just came 2nd out of 36 in a Sunday Million double shootout satellite, my AK can't beat A2h AIPF with a K high flop, rivered flush.

And 8th out of 69 in a Sunday 40K satellite on Interpoker, top 6 get ticket, £37.80 for 8th. No bad beat just pushed as short stack when folded to me on button with K3 and of course the BB had aces, I keep getting so fucking close and it's really beginning to piss me off!!!